Um. Who the hell let Britney open the show? Sure, it was a good publicity stunt.."mother of 2 will bare all, shakin' her thang..." But honestly? We knew the show was going downhill the moment her lips quite obviously missed some words and her not so hot body graced our (thankfully only 13 inch) screen. I guess I was expecting a little more of her. Maybe a little introduction of "Oops, I did it again," to note on some irony. But the audience received a less than half-assed performance. I could do those dance moves. I can lip-sync better than that. You are on drugs girl, go crazy with it! Looking back at it, and the crowds reactions, I figure that MTV must have been joking. That could not have seriously been an opening act. Too bad her wig didn't fly off and hit 50 Cent....who was watching with a painful expression. Hopefully Sean Preston and Jayden James can look back some day at the oh-so-talented mommy. Let's take a look...
Classic. And the comedian's opening comments? Please do not EVER put your lips together and speak of gross things on national television. And of course Kid Rock's little fight during Alicia Keys was top notch. Amy Winehouse anyone? Who knew she was such a hit.
I won't bash the entire evening. I got giddy when my girl-crushes of The Hills came on. Loved their dresses...did not love the glam red-lips LC was sporting. It's just not a favorite look for me.
Chris Brown is the most talented 18-year-old alive, and I did my best to not jump on the TV screen as I watched him dance to Michael Jackson. Justin is always good to watch, giggled a little when he mentioned he was getting old...(sigh)....
Overall...VMA's get (in honor of MSU)....a 2.0. That high because of Chris, JT, and of course LC, Audrina, and Whitney.
Step up next year MTV, get yours.
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